It must be quite a letdown for Islamist fanatics to learn that one of their leaders in Iraq doesn't exist and that their chief "holy man" tough guy in Islamabad is a chicken who wears women's clothing.
Two more rogues in the parade of losers masquerading as moral leaders of the new revolution.
Remember Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the Jordanian sociopath with a fetish for beheadings and who knows what else? Remember the captured video showing that he didn't even know how to fire a machine gun, and how his aide was such a nitwit that he didn't have the sense not to grab a recently-fired automatic weapon by its 400-degree heated barrel? There are plenty of these guys out there. We should be heaping shame and ridicule on them as generously as we fling lead and steel.
During a long standoff with Pakistani authorities in June and early July, Red Mosque leader Maulana Abdul Aziz (in picture) brainwashed young captive girls to want to become "martyrs." But when the going got tough and Pakistani forces moved in and drilled his terrorist brother, the "holy man" tried to sneak away among a group of women and children, dressed head-to-toe in a ladies' black burqa.
“Our men spotted his unusual demeanor,” a Pakistani security official told Arab News on July 5. “The rest of the girls looked like girls but he was taller and had a pot belly.”
This week in Iraq, US forces say they unmasked another phony: the leader of the "Islamic State in Iraq," an al Qaeda affiliate or subsidiary. The leader, who went by the name Abdullah Rashid al-Baghdadi, passed himself off as an Iraqi nationalist. Over the past year, al-Baghdadi has managed to escape attack.
In fact, according to American forces cited in the International Herald Tribune, al-Baghdadi doesn't exist at all. He's an elderly actor named Abu Abdullah al-Naima who records audio messages in al-Baghdadi's name. The reason: to cover up the fact that the organization is run by foreigners.
Al Qaeda invented al-Baghdadi to head its Iraqi front organization, then devised a plan to have its foreign members in Iraq swear loyalty to him as an Iraqi. The supposed #2 al Qaeda figure, Ayman al-Zawahiri, reinforced the deception by referring to al-Baghdadi in his Internet videos.
So the pot-bellied Islamists are wearing women's clothing in Islamabad, and can't even get a real Iraqi to lead al Qaeda in Iraq. Which brings us to the last item of the day: These guys are a bunch of losers!
Why do we accord them the respect befitting a worthy adversary? Why don't our spokesmen apply more appropriate labels? Why the morally neutral language applied to them? The Islamist enemy is scum. The leaders are cowardly cross-dressers, when they exist at all.
So why don't we apply the same labels to them as Margaret Thatcher did to the IRA? A commentator asks that question in - of all places - the Chronicle of Higher Education.
In the Chronicle's July 20 edition, University of Pennsylvania philosopher Carlin Romano writes, "What might we argue in favor of calling terrorists names?
"Let's mention just one key goal: the education of the world's Muslim youth. Instead of hearing moral praise and encouragement for terrorism from jihadists, which then gets mixed in their minds with the nonjudgmental, tactical talk of Western officials and media, they'd have to absorb a steady stream of insults of terrorists' intelligence, morality, decency, and reasoning. Young Muslims would have to get used to hearing jihadist heroes described as savages, scum, and uncivilized losers, along with the reasons why. It would intellectually force them, far more than they are forced today, to choose between two visions of the world.
"We should not minimize the thirst for respect among terrorists and their potential sympathizers. When we treat terrorists only as tactical foes, as though we're too jaded for moral talk, we raise the self-respect of terrorists and their appeal to young people."
Chopping up such vermin with bullets and bombs is only part of the fight, but it won't win the war. A most potent companion weapon is words - the unvarnished truth. If we use the truth better and more creatively, we can defeat the enemy.
It looks like our military in Iraq has caught on. Its exposure of the fake al Qaeda leader is an encouraging sign to split the terrorists and insurgent cadres from their commanders. We can defeat this freak show. Let's support our warfighters' change in approach.